I'm Elise Danielle. Virgo. Currently in love with the color blue. I like television shows and taking silly pictures, like the one on here. I also very much enjoy the company of goats.

1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Happy Birthday, Sir, Despite the Circumstances with 85,595 notes

jackhoward:

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

I don’t agree. There’s a really good one of her holding an oscar while giving the finger. 

Source: onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from Tom Hiddleston Sits Like a Whore with 96,566 notes

elestiel:

GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX

  • QUEEN/KING OF _____???
  • PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
  • EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???

bonus points:

  • HEIR TO _____???
  • GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
  • OVERLORD OF _____???
  • GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
  • THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
  • MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???

Source: askboxmemes

1st September 2014

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Minnesota

In case any of you didn’t know I just spent the last two week driving to Minnesota and back with my family.

It’s good to be back.

1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from What Even is Feels? with 3,158 notes

whathappenedtocharlotte:

theshadowsinthesun:

nycworkforce1:

Via mikenudelman:

Dress like a leader.

except FUCK YOU WOMEN CAN WEAR PANTS IF THEY WANT

*You can substitute pants (at the same level of formality/casualness) in any of these situations. 

But this is real good for reference. 

Source: mikenudelman

1st September 2014

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*Sees window is open*
*grunts*
*throws pillow at window*
“Go away.”

1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Pure Brilliance with 2,548 notes

laundebaaz:

Islamabad bleeds.

Source: laundebaaz

1st September 2014

Quote reblogged from Pure Brilliance with 38 notes

(CNN) - A publicist for Jennifer Lawrence slammed the appearance of nude photographs of the Oscar-winning actress online Sunday as a “flagrant violation of privacy.”

"The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence," the publicist said in a written statement.

— CNN
If you post those photos you deserve Hell (via sadlysophie)

Source: sadlysophie

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from What Even is Feels? with 382,415 notes

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

Source: batlock

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from Pure Brilliance with 148,000 notes

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

Source: tracey-hummel

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from Do not open before Christmas. with 936,671 notes

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever